Jazzamazza's Blog

No more bruises

jazzamazza — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:30:22 +0000

Isn’t it painful when your playing bowling, and you drop the ball on your shoe, which squishes down to your feet. Now with the Bowling Shoes 500 if this does happen, the shoe is SO hard it simply rolls off. You may think this has already been invented, but the Bowling Shoes 500 are really shaped like a butterfly, so it is different.

Reason why there are no pictures: the dog ate it

Inspiration in a second!!

jazzamazza — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:18:13 +0000

Welcome to the new world of lazy people! With The Idea Maker 1000, you just simply hit the Idea maker 1000 with a bowling ball. And Fairy dust will shoot out and hit the nearest person.

P.S The reason why no pics are here is because Bobby Bob Bobster lost them 4ever

The new clean machine (coming in early 2040)

jazzamazza — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:45:53 +0000

The eco-solution to saving paper and power has been discoverd. Now with the Mind Writer 3000, you can “think” of something to write and it will show up on the screen. It is solar powered, s0 you do not have t0 wait for your batteries to recharge, because there are no batteries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So buy now for $1000 dollars…………………….. or else……….

First you plug in the headphones, then turn on the machine. You will feel a slight tingle in your ear this is beacuse little nanobots will be transfered into your brain and receive the messages your brain produces. If you turn on the machine BEFORE you put the headphones on the nanobots will fall on your head and start biting on your head. The nanobots will take there part of the message to the machine and put it on the screen. There. All done!!!!